I’ll let you in on a juicy little secret to have $1000 in 5 days.

No shit

And you don’t even need to do anything.

This is a tried and tested way using which I collected $500 in 2 days. Sounds very creepy but it’s true.

And now you too can do it.. regularly!

Here’s what you need to do:

The next time you come across the term “make money online” and any of its various synonyms collect all the loose change you got and put them in a piggy bank!

Yes, that’s it!

I assure you with the number of “make money online” articles on the internet $1000 in 5 days is a piece of cake.

3 days if you’re on Twitter, Facebook and Myspace!

That’s the thing, folks. There is so much stuff about making money online that you would expect every internet junkie would be browsing from his fancy yatch.

Not that it is not possible to make money online. There are some real internet entrepreneurs who have made boatloads of cash on the net.

But seriously, do you really think they will let on their secrets to the public. Who would want more competition?

The point here is most of the time you see “make money online” it is nothing but a scam in disguise. Here’s how the pitch goes:

• You are led in by a huge red headline that is almost as big as the first paragraph
• The heading makes a promise you cannot neglect
• In the opening the guy says he was just like you, even worse
• He convinces you to think he drove pick-up trucks, slept in trailer parks till he stumbled on this secret
• All the while his “clients” have been shouting to you from the other side of the page that his product is the absolute best
• Then this guy tells you what his product can do to your life, how it’s life changing etc
• Move on to the part where he says he’ll give you a bargain
• Then he adds free stuff worth $499 or so
• He also adds a 30 day money back guarantee

Result: you cannot wait to whip your wallet and give this genius your money. You just want to have your hands on the product.

Trust me, you’re in for the virtual ride of your life.

I’m not saying the guy will take your money and disappear. He will send you the stuff. Instant download links and that kind of deal.

But most of the time the product is just worth enough to be used as toilet paper.

And the worst part is your ego is hurt and you don’t know what to do. Accepting that you have been ripped off is worse than hell. So you tell your friends why this thing is the best thing not only after but even before sliced bread.

So I tell you this: stop being a mark and do something real. Look out for those real entrepreneurs we were talking about. Check what they did and are doing. Don’t be afraid of hard work.

Looking for short cuts is not happening, boss. Internet is full of claims of short cuts but most short cuts are just highways to hell once you’re on them.

Compared to these sneaky guys, my little idea is honest, cheap and completely risk-free. Although it’s also a short cut so just remember what I just told you about short cuts.

PS: You can start your piggy bank endeavour right from this article: there’s $6 in this article if you save $1 for every ‘make money online’ found here!

PPS: I was bullshitting about the $500 in 2 days; I would rather spend those 2 days writing some copy for clients or teaching at the institute